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Hey dere! :D It's Davis here AKA Mr. Awesome. Freshman at UC San Diego... I hope i don't become one of the other ones (UC Socially Dead). Oh who am I kidding? I was ALWAYS socially dead haha. hah.... ha...
Just remember, there's three "L's" you always need in li: live, laugh, and LUNCH. I'll be sitting there on my throne in Hell waiting for you :D
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deusabinitio:

My mother always told me
     to be gentle
     to be meek
     to be soft
     to be small
but I rose 
and rose
into a tumoltuous storm
rumbling echoes of
     no more
I can not be
contained

—“Rise”

-Internal Echoes (Never Again…Again…Again)

I slowly open my eyes as I wake up,

to my alarm blaring. Off goes the alarm with a

tap

            tap

                        tap.

Time to brush my teeth, counting stroke by stroke.

Divisible by three or

even numbers

             numbers

                        numbers.

Breakfast of eggs and bacon,

Mmmm,

my favorite

            favorite

                        favorite.

Thirty three minutes late to school again?

not good

            good

                        good.

I need to stop being late,

this better not

happen again

                        again

                                    again.

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

FUCK THE POLICE

(via deltacobell)

A Parent’s love is Unconditional (Read the Terms and Agreements)

(Source: deusabinitio)

They say they’ll love you no
matter what you choose or don’t
or are or become—but God forbid
you actually test that. Should have
read the terms and conditions
before deciding to live

The Best You’ve Ever Had Before (No Lies)

My cooking?
It’s one of a kind, my friend.
The best meatloaf you’ve ever had
in your life, guaranteed.
Why, of course I’ll make you some,
no problem.
Just one small condition though:
vegetarians only,
please.

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

image

(via swarnpert)

chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

(via prisci-cat)

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