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Hey dere! :D It's Davis here AKA Mr. Awesome. Freshman at UC San Diego... I hope i don't become one of the other ones (UC Socially Dead). Oh who am I kidding? I was ALWAYS socially dead haha. hah.... ha...
Just remember, there's three "L's" you always need in li: live, laugh, and LUNCH. I'll be sitting there on my throne in Hell waiting for you :D
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A Parent’s love is Unconditional (Read the Terms and Agreements)

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They say they’ll love you no
matter what you choose or don’t
or are or become—but God forbid
you actually test that. Should have
read the terms and conditions
before deciding to live

The Best You’ve Ever Had Before (No Lies)

My cooking?
It’s one of a kind, my friend.
The best meatloaf you’ve ever had
in your life, guaranteed.
Why, of course I’ll make you some,
no problem.
Just one small condition though:
vegetarians only,
please.

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

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deltacobell:

organicfriedplantians:

caliphorniaqueen:

urtube:

Um

W U T

What in the world

my jaw literally dropped

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punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

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putins-boyfriend:

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

hola

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